Saturday, January 30, 2010
Introducing the Anal Gland
The world's most disgusting and useless vestigial feature. Both dogs and cats have anal glands. They are small glands located at 4 o'clock and 8 o'clock on an animals rectum. These glands are similar to the scent glands that skunks are notorious for. Whatever they may have been used for in the past they don't serve much of a purpose now except to gross out pet owners everywhere. These glands are usually expressed when your pet poops. The poo passes through the rectum putting pressure on the gland and releasing the liquid inside. Now, if your pet doesn't have firm enough poop, or if for any number of reasons mother nature didn't like your pet's butt, the glands don't get released on their own. When this happens it can have several results. 1 - Your dog starts scooting all over your clean floors leaving a nasty rotting fish odor in it's wake. This is usually a good indicator that the dog has full anal glands that need to be expressed. In veterinary practice we express your pet's anal glands by inserting a f gloved finger into your pets rectum and putting pressure on the gland both internally and externally causing the contents to be released. There isn't much that smells worse than anal glands. 2 - Your dog will start f reverently licking its anal area, also a good indicator that vet care is needed. 3 - The anal gland can become impacted. This is when the material inside the anal gland becomes firm in texture (anywhere from tooth paste to cement) and your pet will be unable to release it's glands by itself. Medical intervention is definitely needed when this occurs. 4 - Infection. When anal glands become infected antibiotics are administered. Sometimes this isn't enough and we actually have to inject a steroidal liquid into the anal gland while your pet is under sedation. 5 - Last and worst of all, if anal gland impaction is left to it's own devices and the infection isn't treated the gland can abscess! When this happens there is so much pressure inside the gland that it actually ruptures causing a larger hole to be made in your pets rectum. This is treated with antibiotics, we would also clip and clean the area and express the anal gland that didn't abscess to prevent it from happening to the other side.
Anal glands are something we deal with on a daily basis in the Veterinary industry. Thankfully over time your nose startes to become desentisized to the rotten smell. My most memorable anal gland experience took plpace in my home town in NY. I was working in my first veterinary hospital and I was still pretty new at the job. Our apointment was with a young man and his Alaskan Malamute. There was an awful smell eminating from the dog. Upon closer examination of it's rear we realized that one of it's glands had abscessed and ruptured and the other was seriously infected. The stench was so bad once we exposed the area that the owner left the room. The veternarian, who was PREGNANT, continued with her work. We shaved the dog's butt, cleaned out the abscess, expressed the infected anal gland and went on about our day. So next time you feel like complaining about your job, stop and be thankful that you don't have to deal with anal glands and all of the lovely smells that can eminate from them.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Let's Talk About Poop
Poop is an essential, if messy and smelly, part of veterinary medicine. There are so many things that we can ascertain from your pets poop. Poop is so important that we actually have a fecal scoring chart:
As you can see, someone took a lot of time to compile pictures of animal feces and score them on size and consistency. I know that there will be many posts about poop in my future blogs and I will do my best to use the Fecal Scoring Chart in my descriptions. Until then, have fun scoring your pets poo.
So,turns out I can clear a resturant...
Every time my girlfriend hangs out with me and my vet tech friends she is always disgusted, and amazed at how quickly the people around us leave. We can clear a whole restaurant section in no time flat. Recently my job held it's Christmas party at a Mexican restaurant in town. After appetizers my friend and I started discussing smegma... if you don't know what this is, you may not want want to know but I'm going to share anyway as this is the point of my blog.
Smegma is a word used to describe discharge, specifically penile discharge, which male dogs tend to produce a lot of. As vet techs part of our job is restraining animals for their examinations and treatment. When you're restraining a dog you generally give them a hug, one arm around their neck to control their head and one under their belly to control their body. While protecting the veterinarian this positioning leaves the technician open to all sorts of things... kicking hind legs which can leave pretty nasty scratches and bruises, drool and worst of all SMEGMA. This gooey, yellowish substance gets smeared all over our arms! It stains clothing and get stuck in arm hair and jewelery. I take pride in the fact that my male dog, Toby, produces VERY little smegma for this very reason.
Anyway, you can see how a conversation among friends about smegma could be found unappetizing. Poor Kate is always a good sport and doesn't protest too much when it's time to once again brave a vet tech dinner.
Smegma is a word used to describe discharge, specifically penile discharge, which male dogs tend to produce a lot of. As vet techs part of our job is restraining animals for their examinations and treatment. When you're restraining a dog you generally give them a hug, one arm around their neck to control their head and one under their belly to control their body. While protecting the veterinarian this positioning leaves the technician open to all sorts of things... kicking hind legs which can leave pretty nasty scratches and bruises, drool and worst of all SMEGMA. This gooey, yellowish substance gets smeared all over our arms! It stains clothing and get stuck in arm hair and jewelery. I take pride in the fact that my male dog, Toby, produces VERY little smegma for this very reason.
Anyway, you can see how a conversation among friends about smegma could be found unappetizing. Poor Kate is always a good sport and doesn't protest too much when it's time to once again brave a vet tech dinner.
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